FRIDAY MADNESS!!!

Friday.. ang lamig sa lab BUWAHAHAHAHA XD

Saying I Love You in 100 languages

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene

=.=/ + \=.=

+ If you want me to stay, I will. If you want me to go, I'll stay behind you... But if one day you see me slowly fading, it's not because I don't care anymore, it would be for just one reason... you pushed me away.
+ I'm convincing myself; yes I'll find someone new. I won't be alone and I won't be with you. You're waiting for me to come back to your side but no, not this time. I'm keeping my pride... So goodbye forever, I'll be on my way... It's gonna take time but I'll be okay...
+ It's not wrong to love someone you've loved before. But if the love you feel brings tears to someone else, be fair cause you might never know that the one you've hurt is the one who could love you even more...
+ Sometimes I just wish I'm different. Sometimes I just wish I'm more than what I am right now. Cause maybe if that happens, the person I love will learn to like me, to care for me, to love me. I just wish you would...
+ When you love a person that much, even though you're already experiencing pain, you just can't let go. But sometimes the heart gets really tired and the mind insists to let go cause the heart can't take it anymore.
+ It maybe foolish of me to think that you're thinking of me right now. But what if you do miss me the way I'd miss you every night and what if I'm the reason behind that smile? I guess tomorrow I could die...
+ It's hard to hold on to something that you know would never be yours in anyway you think of... you just have to learn and to let go and face the fact that while good things never last, some don't even start...
+ My angel told me that to prove my love for you, I shouldn't say it, and I should do it. then I told her I already did, she asked me how? and I answered with tears "I let him go..."
+ D last time my hart was broken I tot it was through. I swore id never love again and I believe dat dis was true. But den u walked into my life & ur eyes met mine, I knew u wer worth loving so I sed… ONE LAST TIME…
+ I loved u once, u love me not. I loved u twice, but I forgot. U never love me, u never will. But even so, I love u still
+ I mis d tyms wid u, d tyms wev spent 2geder, d memoris iv kept 4 risons or whatever! But now u hav gone 2 far, uv been so unfair… & now I knock in ur heart asking “am I still der?”
+ How do I say goodbye 2 someone I never had? Y do tears fall for someonehu was never myn? Y is it dat I mis someone I was never wid? & ill ask y I love some whose love was never mine? (one of my favorite)
+ Hav u ever tried closing ur heart becoz ur afraid of falling inluv agen & get hurt? But u realized u truly love dis person, u decided 2 open it. But wen u finally did… OUCH agen?
+ Der was one time I fell inlove wid someone very special, & I told myself dat ill never giv up on dat someone… but one day I did… WHY? Coz I never knew how much LOVE can HURT…
04.14.02
+ I saw the perfect guy, he was kind, smart, cute, & best of all he loves me too. but i didnt tell him i love him. coz d only reason y i love him is because he reminded me of you...
+ i maybe a girl hus needed someone to be with... but it is too hard 2 me 2 find a right guy for me... coz in my heart there's someone i luv so much & i cant be w/ him????? never!!!!!
+ y did i lav u, if u dnt rily lav me? y did i cre 4 u, if u dnt seems cre 4 me? y do i miz u, if u dnt ever mizes me d way i do? it seems dat i jst waste my tym in doing evrythng 4 u...
+ you broke my heart but still I took the pain. You pushed me away but still I waited till I went insane. I damn I cried but you just looked away. I told you I luv you but still you didn't stay.. :c
+ I told you I love you, u used to luv me 2. I told you I care for you, u said u care 4 me 2. Through my actions I proved I really do but your actions don't show dat wat you said was true
+ uv broken my heart by making me fall & now I wish I never knw u at all. uv played me around as if weRe some kind of gaMe. & now thinGs wiLL never be da sAme. but heRe I aM stiL as stUpid as can be hOping & wiShing dat u wiL stiL LOVE ME!!!!
+ There are times when i cant decide whether to see you or not, I want to see you because I miss you but there are times when I dont want to see you because everytime I do, the fact that you dont see me the way that I see you hurts me even more ...
+ You hug him good-bye like it's nothing, while all you want to do is hold on forever, but you let go, smile and walk away. Then cry all the way home cuz you know it will never be the same, because try as you might, you can't make someone love you, sometimes you have to let them be free, and letting go, that is when love hurts most of all
+ Is it over now, or was it really? We both walked away from things beyond our control..But before you go, I just wanna know.. Was it my fault that I loved you too late or it's just you who gave up too soon?

=.=

i try 2 tok 2u bt ur in a hurry...

i try 2col u bt ur nt home...

i try 2 nvite u bt ur bc...

i ges i wont hav d chans 2tel u........

2 tel u hw mch i rili........................



nvrmind :(

=.=?

smtyms,u fall in luv
in d wrong place


at d wrong tym


evn w/ d wrong person


and evn 4 d wrong rson..


bt smtyms, its d feeling
dat mkes it ryt...




ryt?

laughing my *** off :D

Hidden meanings behind pinoy expressions =.=



=.= "mwah" means "I love you" (haaayyyy kaya pala)

=.= "la lang" means "I miss you" or "love kita, di mo alam?"

=.= "ok ka lang?" means " ano ka hilo?!?!"

=.= "hay nako!" means " seryoso ako"

=.= "ingat ka lagi" means "i care for you"

=.= "musta na?" means " sino'ng love mo?"

=.= "secret" means " ikaw"-> oo ikaw!

=.= "ano'ng problema mo?" means " hurt naman ako"

=.= "kayo pa rin ba?" means "ako naman"

=.= "chick boy ka pala eh!" means " ang kapal mo!!!"

=.= "grabe ha!!!" means " selos ako"

=.= "saan?" means " sama ako!"

=.= "shit!" means "tae!! pinaganda lang"

=.= "inaantok na ako" means "wala kang kwentang kausap"

=.= "may gagawin pa ako eh" means "maghanap ka ng kausap mo"

=.= "bakit naman?" means "alam mo namang ikaw lang"

=.= "nakakaaliw ka" means " ang cute mo "

=.= "ewan" means " oo "

=.= "ganon?" means "kapal mo!!"

=.= "eh kasi" means "nahihiya ako"

=.= "talaga lang ha?" means "naku, bola!!"

=.= "basta" means "magtanong ka pa"

=.= "busy ka?" means " kausapin mo naman ako

=.= "pwede ba" means " mas cute naman ako sa kanya "

=.= "may kasabay ka?" means "nood tayo ng sine & kain sa labas"

=.= "miss nahulog" means "anong number mo?"

=.= "magwiwithdraw pa ako" means "pucha naman, ikaw muna!!"

=.= "may barya ka sa 100?" means "pautang muna, sa sweldo na kita babayaran"

=.= "kawawa ka naman" means "buti nga... sabi ko sayo eh!"

=.= "susunod ako" means "umalis ka na! ang kulit mo eh"

=.= "thank you sa gift ha" means "ang cheap mo naman"


jhonie > ang PINAKA favorite ko sa lahat =.= "shit!" means "tae!! pinaganda lang"
LOL

WTH! em i talking =.=" P off

I have drunk but I'm not drunk !KRING!!! goshXxX

or

Should i say

this way

I`m drunk but I`m sober

to be

continued

i forgot to update my BLOG yesterday hars!h!x

Got To Go !!

HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN HAGN

\=.=/ \=.=/ \=.=/ \=.=/ \=.=/ \=.=/ \=.=/ \=.=/ \=.=/ \=.=/ \=.=jhonie

bomb****

Hey white liar
The truth comes out a little at a time
And it spreads just like a fire
Slips off of your tongue like turpentine
And I dont know why
White liar

You better be careful what you do
I wouldnt wanna be in your shoes
If they ever found you out
You better be careful what you say
It never really added up any way
I got friends in this town

Hey white liar
The truth comes out a little at a time
And it spreads just like a fire
Slips off of your tongue like turpentine
And I dont know why
White liar

You said you went out to a bar
And walked some lady to her car
But your face has more to tell
Cuz my cousin saw you on the street
With a red head named Bernice
Turns out you dont lie too well

Hey white liar
The truth comes out a little at a time
And it spreads just like a fire
Slips off of your tongue like turpentine
And I dont know why
White liar

Heres a bombshell just for you
Turns out Ive been lying too

Yeah Im a white liar
The truth comes out a little at a time
And it spreads just like a fire
Slips off of my tongue like turpentine
And I dont know why
White Liar

optical illusions pictures "=.="

jhonie=o=--> Lasik eye surgery can fix your eye, but these pictures will still trick on you.

father and son




Whole family mind teaser - father with mother and daughter




Sigmund Freud and what really on his mind is




A landscape and the face of a bearded man




Profile of Salvador Dali and a strange woman




An old couple - see profiles of faces - is remembering the times when they were young and full of life - see the sitting characters




At first sight, what do you see? Do not focus on one region, now look again. You may be surprised




Rabbit and duck one more time




Swan and squirrel ambiguous image




This is one of classic optical illusions - it is called dancing elephant. Try to count the number of his legs




The tabletops are identical in shape and size! I haven't believed that either, until I measured it myself




This one is interesting. Children will probably see a group of playing dolphins. But adults see usually something else. It's called Message of Love from the Dolphins




You probably recognize the face in this painting (it is St. George), but if you look at his hair, you'll see that he is fighting a fire-breathing dragon. It's called "St. George the Dragon Slayer"




Stare at the dot in the center of the circle and then move your head closer to it. Neat!




Moving circles. (© Akiyoshi Kitaoka: Used with permission.)




Which central circle is bigger? The left one or the right one? Are you sure?




Is the blue wall in the block or on the block? Is it the back wall or the side wall?




Is this a complete cube or just 3 sides of it?




Are the diagonal lines parallel?




Most of the people see a donkey first, but if you look closer you'll find a seal, with its flippers where the donkey's ears are!




Is that a polar bear or a seal on the optical illusion picture below?

Think about these !=.=?

=o=" Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?

jhonie=o=" my answer would be no because my mission is not to accept it BUWAHAHAHAHA XD

=o=" A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
jhonie=o=" kring!! A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother very clear of course she was living she only returned in the past to kill her grandmother.

=o=" If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
jhonie=o=" O sus KBBL!

=o=" Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?
jhonie=o=" yes nor no BUWAHAHAHAHA XD

OMGGG!!!!!!

we are now facing water shortage >__<

damn it! this is the 5th day without water here UGHH!!

Do you know what I used for bath ?
->>>> guess what =.=? im using mineral water for my bath haha ^__^
because we have lots of mineral water stuck here.

but of course lpit n maubos un kaya worry n ako >_<

=.="

I want to go to BOHOL & CAGAYAN DE ORO

JHONIEOLOGY

JHONIEOLOGY


Let others know a little more about
yourself, repost "(your name)OLOGY"

Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. cream mdming cream

Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. CHOWKING

Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. It`s depend..kung masarap

Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of it?
A: LESLIE lm niyo yn

Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A: BACON, CHEESE and ROUND BEEF

Q: What do you like to put on your toast?
A. ice aww

TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Avril Lavigne photos

Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A. 2.. 1 in my room

BIOLOGY
Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-Handed

Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. nothing

Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Box w/ my full stuff inside

Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. ahhaiz.. not yet

BULLCRAPOLOGY
Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. I dont want gusto ko surprise.. haha

Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. i will change it to "yea" haha

Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: black, white, yellow or old pink

Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. yes.. I have many small stuff on my room, and one of them I accidentally eat

Q: Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. not yet

Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A. yup.. my friend in grade school

DAREOLOGY
Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. f*ck dat sh*t NOAY!

Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. WTH! i dont want to lose any of my pinky fingers

Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. oh!! yeah! give it to me now

Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. i think i can do so haha

Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. try lang

Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human's life for $1,000,000?
A. Hell no! i love u guys

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. oh! meeen.. my boyleg doesnt have a pocket haha

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. yah..

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. uhm.. stand

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. 3

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. no one..

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. a famous architec haha kidding geez.. but sadly its my dream

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A. Oh.. God, Lord Jesus

LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A. ash, kurt, trish, jeff, dl, maki, cindy

Q: Last person who called you?
A. arwin =)

Q: Person you hugged?
A. I can not remember who's last.. they 2 much haha =P

Q: Person you kissed?
A. pwd b akong mg secret .. =)

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A. 3

Q: Season?
A. summer

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A. yep! so much

Q: Mood?
A. blithe & carefree =P

Q: Listening to?
A. MAGIC 89.9 everyday..every night..all right =)

Q: Reading?
A. Slaves by me

Q: Worrying about?
A. If i can passed the exam

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A. Bathroom

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. to sleep haha

Q: Whats the last movie you saw?
A. SALT angelina jolie ma idol =)

Q: Do you smile often?
A. yea.. behold ----> :D

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. yea i am friendly but I choose haha syempre dpt wise tyo !! \=.=/

KAASAR =.=!!

always na lang, when I sit in front of my laptop..
then I opened my blog account, I always thought a good post for my blog.. The only problem is, I have so many ideas, that comes to my brain akala ko nga it might blow up pa haha^^ thats why i do not know what to write first damn! then when I start to write, un na... super blanko n ako la png 2 sentences hindi ko na mtpos un sinusulat ko!! asar tlga kpg gnun.. lack of idea n grrr! just like now, i dont have any interesting to post >.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

I h8 dis day, NIMORR jhonie ur good-for-nothing :(
noth`n goes ryt.
I h8 feel`n so scared,
so full of fright.

I hide it from the ones I love, NNIMOR jhonie u bad :(
even though it isn't right.
I h8 dis day
noth`n goes ryt.

I hate feel`n overwhelmed,
I h8 feel`n such sorrow.
I dont feel lyk facing 2morrow.
I wish it cud all just go away.
I wish tomorrow cud be a happy day. NIIMOR jhonie If you do not move nothing will happen :(

I h8 dis day,
nothing goes ryt.
My world is so fake,
my world is so real.
I dunno what to take,
I dunno know what to feel. NIMOOR jhonie because you do not know what is right and wrong :(

I feel so ungrateful. NIIMOR jhonie u are too secretive :(
I feel so hateful.
I feel empty.
I feel lost.

I h8 this day,
nothin goes ryt.
I dont want to cry,
I want to quit living a lie. NIMORR jhonie now hopefully u know what you say "to quit living a lie" :(

I h8 feelin so scared,
so full of fright.
I hide it from the 1 I love,
Even though it isn't ryt.
I h8 dis day,
nothin goes ryt. NIMMOR jhonie > now i feel better, after I write this :)
well my best friend maki is always beside me =]

Detective Conan [ adapted from Case Close ]

Plot Summary:

Kudo Shinichi is a seventeen year-old high school detective whom people call the "Modern Sherlock Holmes." However, one night after a date with his childhood sweetheart, Ran, Shinichi witnessed an illegal trade and, caught off his guard, was knocked unconscious and fed a drug that was supposed to kill him... but he woke up and found himself shrunken to a seven year-old. In order to track down the men who did this to him, Shinichi hid his identity and lived with Ran, whose father happened to be a hopeless detective, and with that came a series of murders and mysteries that he must solve.






The Characters









The Regular





Shinichi Kudo(çHì°êVàÍ)
17 year old high school detective. Big fan of Sherlock Homes, a suiri otaku (big fan of speculation), and great at soccer. Childhood friend of Ran Mouri. Shinichi has feelings for Ran, but can't be truthful about it. Seiyuu: Kappei Yamaguchi










Conan Edogawa (ç]åÀêÏÉRÉiÉì)
The child form of Shinichi after being forced to drink a mysterious pill by men in black. Shinichi used the name Conan Edogawa to hid his true identity from the people around him while searching out members of the myterious organization. He lives with Ran Mouri and her dad, Kogoro Mouri. Uses voice changing bowtie and other nifty devices created by Dr. Agasa. Seiyuu: Minami Takayama











Ran Mouri (ñ‹óòóñ)
Classmate and childhood friend of Shinichi Kudo. She secretly likes Shinichi and worries about him during his absence. Ran is very strong willed and a great karate athelete. She can beat the crap out of her opponents if she isn't scared or semi-unconcious. Ran cooks for Conan and her dad and when she's not around they starve or go out for food. She is also the responsible one between her and her dad. Seiyuu: Wakana Yamazaki












Kogoro Mouri (ñ‹óòè¨åÐòY)
Ran's father and incompetent detective. He hasn't been able to solve a single mystery for himself. Conan secretly solved all his crimes for him. Before he became a private dectective, Kogoro was a detective in the police department, working along side with Inspector Megure. An incident caused him to retire from the force early and do what he does now. Believe it or not, Kogoro was actually kakkoii when he was younger! A.K.A The Sleeping Kogoro. Seiyuu: Akira Kamiya











Detective Boys (è‚îNíTí“íc) - Genta Kojima (è¨ìàå„ëæ), Mitsuhiko Tsuburaya (â~íJåžïF), Ayumi Yoshida (ãgìcïýî¸)
Classmates of Conan. They like to solve mysteries, but most of the ones that they do solve is mainly solved by Conan. They do however help Conan with ideas. There is a little love triangle going on between the foursome; Ayumi likes Conan, but Mitsuhiko and Genta like Ayumi and, of course, Conan likes Ran. Seiyuu: Wataru Takagi, Ikue Ohtani, Yukiko Iwai













Ai Haibara(äDå¥à£)
She is like Shinichi. Her real name is Shiho Miyano. She was the one who invented the drug that shrunk Shinichi and herself. Her codename was Sherry, but the death of her older sister made her turn away from the Underground Crime Ring. When the Underground decided to kill her, they handcuffed her to a pipe on the wall to await her execution. Since they were going to kill her, she took her own drug, intent on killing herself first. Instead, she was shrunk, and her hand was able to slip out of the handcuffs. Seiyuu: Megumi Hayashibara








Dr. Agasa (à¢ä}îéém)
Shinichi's neighbor and Conan's "distant relative". He invented the cool gadgets for Conan (i.e. power-up shoes, voice changing bowtie, stun gun wristwatch, etc...).

Inspector Megure(ñŽïÈåxïî)
He is the detective of the police force and relies on Shinichi to solve crimes. But with the disappearance of Shinichi, he comes to rely on Kogoro Mouri, whom he once thought was an idiotic detective. Seiyuu: Rin Chafuu


Frequent Guest





Heiji Hattori(ïûïîï‡éü)
Being from Osaka, he is the West's version of Shin'ichi (the East's). Hattori has appeared in several cases. He figured out the Conan is really Shinichi. Seiyuu: ??











Sonoko Suzuki(óÈñÿâÄéq)
Ran and Shinichi's classmate. Ran's closest girl friend. Sonoko was the one who told Hattori that Ran and Shinichi are boyfriend and girlfriend. Seiyuu: Naoko Matsui











Wataru Takagi(çÇñÿ)
A detective in the Beika City Police Department. His partner is always Detective Satou. There seems to be a love triangle going on between Takagi and Satou, but who is the third person? Seiyuu: ??














Miwako Satou(ç¾ì°î¸òaéq)
A female detective in the Beika City Police Department. Her partner is always Detective Takagi. She's always oblivious to Takagi's love sick puppy dog reactions around her, but is she really that oblivious? And who does she like? Seiyuu: ??













Kaitou Kid(â–ìêÉLÉbÉh)
Just who is this mysterious character? Actually, fans of Gosho Aoyama's other works would recognize him, he's none other than Kid the Phantom Thief, or Kaito Kuroba. His uncanny resemblence to Shinichi confused Ran in his first apperance in Detective Conan. Seiyuu: ??







Gin
One of the men in black, or part of an Underground Crime Ring, Gin was the one who hit Shinichi in the head and forced a strange drug down his throat.

Vodka
One of the men in black, he is always seen with Gin.

kindly watch LIVE ACTION of this anime ^^

Love is when...

Love is when...
you can't stop thinking bout them
when u see them or hear there name
your whole world lights up
when they smile u smile
when the laugh
you laugh
when they cry
you cry
you feel what they feel
when they never leave your mind
when u go to sleep smiling because
of something they said or did earlier that day
when you look at them
everything turns right
when you touch them
u get that feeling
what is love...
love is all of the above.

The Good Person Test

Do You Think You're a Good Person?
--> Yes, I'm a Good Person

Have you ever told a lie?
Even for a good purpose?
--> Yes, I've told a lie

What does that make you?
If someone lied to you, what would you call them? That makes you a liar.
We might not like that word - we like to say we're 'just human', or that we 'stretched the truth'. But the truth is - if we've told a lie, we're a liar.
--> ALAM KO!! Okay, I'm a liar


Have you ever taken anything that did not belong to you?
Even something small?
--> Yes

That makes you a thief.
It sounds harsh, but the truth is - if we've ever stolen anything, we're a thief.
--> Okay, I'm a thief inaamin ko pero hindi nmn un grabe n tlga ah.. s brother ko lng nmn un nggwa e.. Just little things

Have you ever looked at another person with lust or desire?
--> No, I've never looked at another person with desire. PROMISE X MY FINGERS

You never looked at anyone with desire??
I find that pretty hard to believe. Are you sure?
--> I'm positive, I have never looked at anyone with lust. believe me pls

Have you ever been angry with another person?
--> Yes, I've been angry with another person

Jesus said, that makes you a murderer.
Jesus said in Matthew 5 that whoever is angry with his brother without cause is guilty of murder.
--> Okay, according to God's standard, I'm a murderer

Have you ever taken God's name in vain?
Have you ever used God's name as a curse word or to express disgust?
--> No, I've never done that

Are you sure??
Taking God's name in vain also means to use God's name lightly or without thought. Are you positive you've never done that?
--> I'm sure, I've never used God's name in vain

You may not realize this...
...but those are just five of the Ten Commandments.

By your own admission and the standard of God's law, the Ten Commandments, you are a lying, thieving, murderous, person at heart.

And you have to face God on judgment day!

WTH! i`m a lying, thieving, murderous, person at heart noay!!!

If God were to judge you by His law, would you be innocent or guilty?
Be honest with yourself and God
--> I would be Innocent

But according to the Bible, that is not true....
For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God. Romans 3:23

There is none righteous, no not one. Romans 3:10

Even if we have kept most of the law, we are still guilty.

For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all. James 2:10
--> Oh C`mon wala akong ligtas dito ah.. You're right, I'm guilty before God

Based on your guilty verdict, would you go to heaven or hell?
The Bible says that all murderers, adulterers, thieves, and liars will have their place in the lake of fire - Revelation 21:8.
--> ohh gosh! syempre I would still go to heaven

Why?
Do you think God should overlook your sin?

Should God allow murderers, thieves, and adulterers into heaven?

Colossians 1:21 says you are an enemy of God by your wicked works.
--> :( I still think I would go to heaven

But, if you knew a human judge who would not punish a guilty rapist for his crimes, would you describe him as a just judge??

No, He would be a corrupt judge.

God could never be a corrupt judge.

Because of His holiness and justice, he must judge sin.
--> huhu! :`( You're right, I guess I would deserve hell

God has provided a way of escape.
And that is through the gospel of Jesus Christ.
--> What must I do?

Repent of Your Sin
That means turning away from your sin and asking God to forgive you for breaking His law.

Jesus said in Luke 13:3:

"Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish."

ano b ang saklap nmn nito :(
and now I realized that, I'm not a good person.. after I answer all questions :`(

I have plenty of these people

Most ppl hav very few of these. In fact, ur lucky if u have more than 1. This is d` person u r glad to c everydy all d` tym n` never get bored of. This is d` person u call if u nid to cry on sumbodies shoulder. If your gf/bf broke up w/ u and you just need to scream. Somebody that is der for u whenever you need them. And puts u in front of any1 else. This is d` person won’t need to check if they r free to hang out with you, they will re-arrange their plans n` make room for you whenever.

I have plenty of these ppl.. Just joking^^ in fact i nvr had even 1 :(
psst. jhonie OowWsS.... talaga lang ah .. !?